Lagos is home for a all kids of characters. For new comers to get the
best Lagos has to offer, here are the lists of people to avoid having
your sanity intact. You can add your.
The Danfo Drivers.
You
must avoid this set of guys as you drive along Lagos roads. They are
one of the numerous entertainers that make Lagos fun. These guys believe
that they are above the law. I don’t know where they obtain the
authority to park and drop passengers at any point on the express way.
Blocking the express way while waiting for a passenger who is mile away
is a norm to them. You are not allowed to pass unless their buses are
filled. Allow them display their madness and waka pass jejely. If you
dare confront them with your vehicle, be sure that your vehicle will get
re-painted with Lagos colour for free.
The Area Boys
The
Oba cannot claim ownership of Lagos more these guys. They are
government pikin and have special license to collect tolls from every
commercial vehicle that ply the road. Every bus stop has its own Area
boys. If you want to know if they have special license to operate, try
and collect your own tolls from a bus stop.
The Police
Yes
the police, you heard me. They may be your friend in Ekiti, Anambra or
Abuja but not in Lagos. Police is just a common hustler in Lagos. They
occupy an enviable position in list of people to avoid in Lagos. If you
want to maintain your sanity avoid this folks. Try as much as you can to
settle all your disputes without involving them. Having all your
vehicular and personal papers intact will save you from their traps.
Falling into their traps can deplete your life savings.
The Omo Oni Iles
These
are the real land owners. If you like buy your land directly from
Fashola himself, you will never be able to develop that piece without
settling these boys. As much as you can, do the needful and avoid their
troubles. They can send you packing if you dare them. Army and Police
may not be always around to sort you on this.
The Scammers
These
are the most dangerous on the list. They come in different guise. From
religion to selling of fake products. They are in every bus stops,
markets, mosques, churches, streets, etc. The list is endless, I have
been in some buses where merchants advertise pharmaceutical products
that can cure everything including cancer. News of fake pastors and
imams duping Lagosians will always make headlines. Ask PM news for more
details.
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