Saturday, 9 May 2015
What A Barber Found Out A Customer Is Doing To His wife
A man stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, ''How long will i
have to wait before i can get an haircut?''. The barber looked round the
shop full of customers and said, ''Three hours''. The man left. A few
days later the same man stuck his head in the door and asked, ''How long
will i have to wait before i can get an haircut?''. The barber looked
round the shop and said, ''Two hours''. The man left. A week later the
same man stuck his head in the shop and asked, ''How long will i have to
wait before i can get an haircut?''. The barber looked round the shop
and said, ''One hour''. The man left. The barber turned to a friend and
said, ''Please, do me a favour. Follow that man and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for an haircut, but he does not
come back. A little while later, the friend returned, laughing. The
barber asked, ''Where does the man go when he leaves here?''. The friend
with tears in his eyes replied, ''He goes to your house, to sleep with
your wife.''
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